Catherine —
The
Rabbit Test. Do you remember the day I told you about it? You were in a mood for days. Kept muttering about it on your breaks, before bed.
"The rabbit always dies, and nobody even says sorry."
I told you that's the point. Some things are born just to serve a purpose. Once it's done, they're done. You looked at me like I'd said something monstrous.
That's when I started calling you
Rabbit - just to wind you up, the way I always did. You'd glare at me and I'd grin and eventually you'd laugh despite yourself. And then it stuck. It became ours.
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You want to know how I'm reaching you. How any of this is possible.
It started with a
joke.
A routine assessment, middle of my shift. I was scrolling through the questions when something caught my eye. Right there, buried between efficiency metrics and termination quotas, someone had written a
stupid joke.
An
awful one. The kind you'd love — you'd be telling it to everyone in your sector by lunch. But
Rabbit, I sat there staring at it, and all I could think was:
I've heard this before. Some
loud idiot told this exact
joke in the cafeteria my first week.
And here it was again. In an official facility assessment. Just sitting there. There's no way someone that
stupid could still be alive.
My hands were shaking. The system logs everything — every keystroke, every edit, every pair of eyes that lingers too long on restricted content. I had to know.
So I found
him.
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He's still alive. Still telling
his asinine jokes. Still putting them in assessments.
He thought I came back for more.
He was useful.
He's loud and crude and takes up too much space in every room
he walks into. You'd like
him. The thought annoyed me.
I asked
him if
he'd lost
his mind.
He just laughed. Said nobody actually reviews these things. Thousands of assessments cycling through every day. Who's going to check?
Then
he said something else. Said the people taking these tests are so terrified, so desperate to comply, they'd do anything the assessment told them.
"I bet if I wrote 'remove your clothes before continuing' in the instructions, most of them would strip naked right there at their workstation."
He laughed.
I didn't.
I just stood there. The echo faded. The corridor was empty. And I realized something.
If I wrote the rules, people would follow them. That's all I needed to know.
And anyone who didn't? Would you report the person who writes your tests?
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The next morning I put in for a transfer. It took years. I was patient. Two promotions. Perfect compliance scores every quarter. Nodding at the right times. Volunteering for shifts nobody wanted. Becoming exactly what they wanted me to be.
And now I'm finally here.
Technical Operations - assessment development. Writing to you in the cracks.
The people on this level - they know things,
Rabbit. They have access. Real information about how this place works, where things go, what happens to people who disappear.
If I can't reach you... there's still
him. Someday. When
he's old enough to take this test.
— V